Don Juan By Lord Byron Canto VIII

But Juan was quite 'a broth of a boy,'
  A thing of impulse and a child of song;
Now swimming in the sentiment of joy,
  Or the sensation (if that phrase seem wrong),
And afterward, if he must needs destroy,
  In such good company as always throng
To battles, sieges, and that kind of pleasure,
No less delighted to employ his leisure;

But always without malice: if he warr'd
  Or loved, it was with what we call 'the best
Intentions,' which form all mankind's trump card,
  To be produced when brought up to the test.
The statesman, hero, harlot, lawyer — ward
  Off each attack, when people are in quest
Of their designs, by saying they meant well;
'T is pity 'that such meaning should pave hell.'

I almost lately have begun to doubt
  Whether hell's pavement — if it be so paved —
Must not have latterly been quite worn out,
  Not by the numbers good intent hath saved,
But by the mass who go below without
  Those ancient good intentions, which once shaved
And smooth'd the brimstone of that street of hell
Which bears the greatest likeness to Pall Mall.

Juan, by some strange chance, which oft divides
  Warrior from warrior in their grim career,
Like chastest wives from constant husbands' sides
  Just at the close of the first bridal year,
By one of those odd turns of Fortune's tides,
  Was on a sudden rather puzzled here,
When, after a good deal of heavy firing,
He found himself alone, and friends retiring.

I don't know how the thing occurr'd — it might
  Be that the greater part were kill'd or wounded,
And that the rest had faced unto the right
  About; a circumstance which has confounded
Caesar himself, who, in the very sight
  Of his whole army, which so much abounded
In courage, was obliged to snatch a shield,
And rally back his Romans to the field.

Juan, who had no shield to snatch, and was
  No Caesar, but a fine young lad, who fought
He knew not why, arriving at this pass,
  Stopp'd for a minute, as perhaps he ought
For a much longer time; then, like an as
  (Start not, kind reader; since great Homer thought
This simile enough for Ajax, Juan
Perhaps may find it better than a new one) —

Then, like an ass, he went upon his way,
  And, what was stranger, never look'd behind;
But seeing, flashing forward, like the day
  Over the hills, a fire enough to blind
Those who dislike to look upon a fray,
  He stumbled on, to try if he could find
A path, to add his own slight arm and forces
To corps, the greater part of which were corses.

Perceiving then no more the commandant
  Of his own corps, nor even the corps, which had
Quite disappear'd — the gods know howl (I can't
  Account for every thing which may look bad
In history; but we at least may grant
  It was not marvellous that a mere lad,
In search of glory, should look on before,
Nor care a pinch of snuff about his corps): —

Perceiving nor commander nor commanded,
  And left at large, like a young heir, to make
His way to — where he knew not — single handed;
  As travellers follow over bog and brake
An 'ignis fatuus;' or as sailors stranded
  Unto the nearest hut themselves betake;
So Juan, following honour and his nose,
Rush'd where the thickest fire announced most foes.

He knew not where he was, nor greatly cared,
  For he was dizzy, busy, and his veins
Fill'd as with lightning — for his spirit shared
  The hour, as is the case with lively brains;
And where the hottest fire was seen and heard,
  And the loud cannon peal'd his hoarsest strains,
He rush'd, while earth and air were sadly shaken
By thy humane discovery, Friar Bacon!

And as he rush'd along, it came to pass he
  Fell in with what was late the second column,
Under the orders of the General Lascy,
  But now reduced, as is a bulky volume
Into an elegant extract (much less massy)
  Of heroism, and took his place with solemn
Air 'midst the rest, who kept their valiant faces
And levell'd weapons still against the glacis.

Just at this crisis up came Johnson too,
  Who had 'retreated,' as the phrase is when
Men run away much rather than go through
  Destruction's jaws into the devil's den;
But Johnson was a clever fellow, who
  Knew when and how 'to cut and come again,'
And never ran away, except when running
Was nothing but a valorous kind of cunning.

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