Don Juan By Lord Byron Canto VI

But what was strange — and a strong proof how great
  A blessing is sound sleep — Juanna lay
As fast as ever husband by his mate
  In holy matrimony snores away.
Not all the clamour broke her happy state
  Of slumber, ere they shook her, — so they say
At least, — and then she, too, unclosed her eyes,
And yawn'd a good deal with discreet surprise.

And now commenced a strict investigation,
  Which, as all spoke at once and more than once,
Conjecturing, wondering, asking a narration,
  Alike might puzzle either wit or dunce
To answer in a very clear oration.
  Dudu had never pass'd for wanting sense,
But, being 'no orator as Brutus is,'
Could not at first expound what was amiss.

At length she said, that in a slumber sound
  She dream'd a dream, of walking in a wood —
A 'wood obscure,' like that where Dante found
  Himself in at the age when all grow good;
Life's half-way house, where dames with virtue crown'd
  Run much less risk of lovers turning rude;
And that this wood was full of pleasant fruits,
And trees of goodly growth and spreading roots;

And in the midst a golden apple grew, —
  A most prodigious pippin, — but it hung
Rather too high and distant; that she threw
  Her glances on it, and then, longing, flung
Stones and whatever she could pick up, to
  Bring down the fruit, which still perversely clung
To its own bough, and dangled yet in sight,
But always at a most provoking height; —

That on a sudden, when she least had hope,
  It fell down of its own accord before
Her feet; that her first movement was to stoop
  And pick it up, and bite it to the core;
That just as her young lip began to ope
  Upon the golden fruit the vision bore,
A bee flew out and stung her to the heart,
And so — she awoke with a great scream and start.

All this she told with some confusion and
  Dismay, the usual consequence of dreams
Of the unpleasant kind, with none at hand
  To expound their vain and visionary gleams.
I 've known some odd ones which seem'd really plann'd
  Prophetically, or that which one deems
A 'strange coincidence,' to use a phrase
By which such things are settled now-a-days.

The damsels, who had thoughts of some great harm,
  Began, as is the consequence of fear,
To scold a little at the false alarm
  That broke for nothing on their sleeping car.
The matron, too, was wroth to leave her warm
  Bed for the dream she had been obliged to hear,
And chafed at poor Dudu, who only sigh'd,
And said that she was sorry she had cried.

'I 've heard of stories of a cock and bull;
  But visions of an apple and a bee,
To take us from our natural rest, and pull
  The whole Oda from their beds at half-past three,
Would make us think the moon is at its full.
  You surely are unwell, child! we must see,
To-morrow, what his Highness's physician
Will say to this hysteric of a vision.

'And poor Juanna, too — the child's first night
  Within these walls to be broke in upon
With such a clamour! I had thought it right
  That the young stranger should not lie alone,
And, as the quietest of all, she might
  With you, Dudu, a good night's rest have known;
But now I must transfer her to the charge
Of Lolah — though her couch is not so large.'

Lolah's eyes sparkled at the proposition;
  But poor Dudu, with large drops in her own,
Resulting from the scolding or the vision,
  Implored that present pardon might be shown
For this first fault, and that on no condition
  (She added in a soft and piteous tone)
Juanna should be taken from her, and
Her future dreams should all be kept in hand.

She promised never more to have a dream,
  At least to dream so loudly as just now;
She wonder'd at herself how she could scream —
  'Twas foolish, nervous, as she must allow,
A fond hallucination, and a theme
  For laughter — but she felt her spirits low,
And begg'd they would excuse her; she 'd get over
This weakness in a few hours, and recover.

And here Juanna kindly interposed,
  And said she felt herself extremely well
Where she then was, as her sound sleep disclosed
  When all around rang like a tocsin bell:
She did not find herself the least disposed
  To quit her gentle partner, and to dwell
Apart from one who had no sin to show,
Save that of dreaming once 'mal-a-propos.'

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