Don Juan By Lord Byron Canto V

'But after all, what is our present state?
  'T is bad, and may be better — all men's lot:
Most men are slaves, none more so than the great,
  To their own whims and passions, and what not;
Society itself, which should create
  Kindness, destroys what little we had got:
To feel for none is the true social art
Of the world's stoics — men without a heart.'

Just now a black old neutral personage
  Of the third sex stept up, and peering over
The captives, seem'd to mark their looks and age,
  And capabilities, as to discover
If they were fitted for the purposed cage:
  No lady e'er is ogled by a lover,
Horse by a blackleg, broadcloth by a tailor,
Fee by a counsel, felon by a jailor,

As is a slave by his intended bidder.
  'T is pleasant purchasing our fellow-creatures;
And all are to be sold, if you consider
  Their passions, and are dext'rous; some by features
Are bought up, others by a warlike leader,
  Some by a place — as tend their years or natures;
The most by ready cash — but all have prices,
From crowns to kicks, according to their vices.

The eunuch, having eyed them o'er with care,
  Turn'd to the merchant, and begun to bid
First but for one, and after for the pair;
  They haggled, wrangled, swore, too — so they did!
As though they were in a mere Christian fair
  Cheapening an ox, an ass, a lamb, or kid;
So that their bargain sounded like a battle
For this superior yoke of human cattle.

At last they settled into simple grumbling,
  And pulling out reluctant purses, and
Turning each piece of silver o'er, and tumbling
  Some down, and weighing others in their hand,
And by mistake sequins with paras jumbling,
  Until the sum was accurately scann'd,
And then the merchant giving change, and signing
Receipts in full, began to think of dining.

I wonder if his appetite was good?
  Or, if it were, if also his digestion?
Methinks at meals some odd thoughts might intrude,
  And conscience ask a curious sort of question,
About the right divine how far we should
  Sell flesh and blood. When dinner has opprest one,
I think it is perhaps the gloomiest hour
Which turns up out of the sad twenty-four.

Voltaire says 'No:' he tells you that Candide
  Found life most tolerable after meals;
He 's wrong — unless man were a pig, indeed,
  Repletion rather adds to what he feels,
Unless he 's drunk, and then no doubt he 's freed
  From his own brain's oppression while it reels.
Of food I think with Philip's son, or rather
Ammon's (ill pleased with one world and one father);

I think with Alexander, that the act
  Of eating, with another act or two,
Makes us feel our mortality in fact
  Redoubled; when a roast and a ragout,
And fish, and soup, by some side dishes back'd,
  Can give us either pain or pleasure, who
Would pique himself on intellects, whose use
Depends so much upon the gastric juice?

The other evening ('t was on Friday last) —
  This is a fact and no poetic fable —
Just as my great coat was about me cast,
  My hat and gloves still lying on the table,
I heard a shot — 't was eight o'clock scarce past —
  And, running out as fast as I was able,
I found the military commandant
Stretch'd in the street, and able scarce to pant.

Poor fellow! for some reason, surely bad,
  They had slain him with five slugs; and left him there
To perish on the pavement: so I had
  Him borne into the house and up the stair,
And stripp'd and look'd to — But why should I ad
  More circumstances? vain was every care;
The man was gone: in some Italian quarrel
Kill'd by five bullets from an old gun-barrel.

I gazed upon him, for I knew him well;
  And though I have seen many corpses, never
Saw one, whom such an accident befell,
  So calm; though pierced through stomach, heart, and liver,
He seem'd to sleep, — for you could scarcely tell
  (As he bled inwardly, no hideous river
Of gore divulged the cause) that he was dead:
So as I gazed on him, I thought or said —

'Can this be death? then what is life or death?
  Speak!' but he spoke not: 'Wake!' but still he slept: —
'But yesterday and who had mightier breath?
  A thousand warriors by his word were kept
In awe: he said, as the centurion saith,
  "Go," and he goeth; "come," and forth he stepp'd.
The trump and bugle till he spake were dumb —
And now nought left him but the muffled drum.'

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