Don Juan By Lord Byron Canto IX

Our hero (and, I trust, kind reader, yours)
  Was left upon his way to the chief city
Of the immortal Peter's polish'd boors
  Who still have shown themselves more brave than witty.
I know its mighty empire now allures
  Much flattery — even Voltaire's, and that 's a pity.
For me, I deem an absolute autocrat
Not a barbarian, but much worse than that.

And I will war, at least in words (and — should
  My chance so happen — deeds), with all who war
With Thought; — and of Thought's foes by far most rude,
  Tyrants and sycophants have been and are.
I know not who may conquer: if I could
  Have such a prescience, it should be no bar
To this my plain, sworn, downright detestation
Of every depotism in every nation.

It is not that I adulate the people:
  Without me, there are demagogues enough,
And infidels, to pull down every steeple,
  And set up in their stead some proper stuff.
Whether they may sow scepticism to reap hell,
  As is the Christian dogma rather rough,
I do not know; — I wish men to be free
As much from mobs as kings — from you as me.

The consequence is, being of no party,
  I shall offend all parties: never mind!
My words, at least, are more sincere and hearty
  Than if I sought to sail before the wind.
He who has nought to gain can have small art: he
  Who neither wishes to be bound nor bind,
May still expatiate freely, as will I,
Nor give my voice to slavery's jackal cry.

That 's an appropriate simile, that jackal; —
  I 've heard them in the Ephesian ruins howl
By night, as do that mercenary pack all,
  Power's base purveyors, who for pickings prowl,
And scent the prey their masters would attack all.
  However, the poor jackals are less foul
(As being the brave lions' keen providers)
Than human insects, catering for spiders.

Raise but an arm! 't will brush their web away,
  And without that, their poison and their claws
Are useless. Mind, good people! what I say
  (Or rather peoples) — go on without pause!
The web of these tarantulas each day
  Increases, till you shall make common cause:
None, save the Spanish fly and Attic bee,
As yet are strongly stinging to be free.

Don Juan, who had shone in the late slaughter,
  Was left upon his way with the despatch,
Where blood was talk'd of as we would of water;
  And carcasses that lay as thick as thatch
O'er silenced cities, merely served to flatter
  Fair Catherine's pastime — who look'd on the match
Between these nations as a main of cocks,
Wherein she liked her own to stand like rocks.

And there in a kibitka he roll'd on
  (A cursed sort of carriage without springs,
Which on rough roads leaves scarcely a whole bone),
  Pondering on glory, chivalry, and kings,
And orders, and on all that he had done —
  And wishing that post-horses had the wings
Of Pegasus, or at the least post-chaises
Had feathers, when a traveller on deep ways is.

At every jolt — and they were many — still
  He turn'd his eyes upon his little charge,
As if he wish'd that she should fare less ill
  Than he, in these sad highways left at large
To ruts, and flints, and lovely Nature's skill,
  Who is no paviour, nor admits a barge
On her canals, where God takes sea and land,
Fishery and farm, both into his own hand.

At least he pays no rent, and has best right
  To be the first of what we used to call
'Gentlemen farmer' — a race worn out quite,
  Since lately there have been no rents at all,
And 'gentlemen' are in a piteous plight,
  And 'farmers' can't raise Ceres from her fall:
She fell with Buonaparte — What strange thoughts
Arise, when we see emperors fall with oats!

But Juan turn'd his eyes on the sweet child
  Whom he had saved from slaughter — what a trophy
O! ye who build up monuments, defiled
  With gore, like Nadir Shah, that costive sophy,
Who, after leaving Hindostan a wild,
  And scarce to the Mogul a cup of coffee
To soothe his woes withal, was slain, the sinner!
Because he could no more digest his dinner; —

O ye! or we! or he! or she! reflect,
  That one life saved, especially if young
Or pretty, is a thing to recollect
  Far sweeter than the greenest laurels sprung
From the manure of human clay, though deck'd
  With all the praises ever said or sung:
Though hymn'd by every harp, unless within
Your heart joins chorus, Fame is but a din.

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