Stradlater is a “Year Book kind of handsome guy.” He has superficial good looks and is extremely photogenic, but he is arrogant and vain. He is also a secret slob. Stradlater may be well groomed, because he is in love with himself, but he lives like a pig. His razor, for example, is rusty and full of hair. He never cleans anything. He is a user — of women and of friends.
Stradlater wants Holden to compose a descriptive English theme for him because he knows that Holden writes well. Too lazy and incompetent to be a decent writer himself, Stradlater aggravates Holden by pretending that the only reason he can’t write is that he puts the commas in the wrong places.
Holden has good reason to be concerned for Jean Stradlater is an experienced womanizer, and the Jean that Holden knows is an innocent dreamer, the kind of girl who, when she plays checkers, leaves her kings lined up in the opponent’s back row, where they were crowned, preferring aesthetic design to victory. Holden’s one consolation is that he knows Jean has already irked Stradlater by signing out of her dorm only until 9:30 p.m.
